I’m staying at my friends house and her dog won’t stop humping all of the pillows. I’ve tried to stop him many times but he’s strong and persistent. I’m hysterically laughing and have no idea how to stop this 🤣

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This is his house and he is making it clear to you, stranger.
That dog is asserting dominance. I support him.

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Make sure the pillow you use to sleep is fresh….

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Honestly he’s been going for so long and now I’m getting disturbed

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Maybe you just smell really good and the dog can't leave you alone

Give him couple of his toys..

Awn.. well I hope you get to rest soon. Put some music on for yourself to relax! 💓

I think leaving the room was the right thing. If you react, the dog will keep doing it.

Hide the pillows?

He’s in heat. Hope you have a fresh pillow to sleep on!

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