Im struggling between these offers: 1. Marketing strategist for boutique entertainment company in ozark ~200k 2. Content creator at tiktok specializing in a large gov account (CCP) 150k 3. PM at Meta focused on shaming teenage girls 230k 4. A consultant at deloitte hating my life ~100k

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Ozarks, heard there’s a lot of money there

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I heard “plz fix” could result in death tho

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Go Meta. Don’t be emotional about any business. No company, I repeat no company is sacred. At the end of the day, it’s about what gets the food on table.

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Cus the pay is worse

Go with the most pain (D), will make you appreciate other things more

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Who says we currently dont work for them 😏

Go down to the Ozarks and find a cash rich business with no receipts and you just wash and wash some more.

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TikTok has a government account? To do what?

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I literally lol’d 🤣

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