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I am working in Tata Consultancy kolkata from past 3 years, planning to get transfer to TCS Bangalore(hometown). Will there be any issues if I provide fake medical certificate for my parents? Also now they are forcing me to come back to kolkata office, is there any possibly they may let me work from bangalore office even if my project ODC is not there in bangalore?
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"Public Health Lessons Learned From Biases in Coronavirus Mortality Overestimation"
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/disaster-medicine-and-public-health-preparedness/article/public-health-lessons-learned-from-biases-in-coronavirus-mortality-overestimation/7ACD87D8FD2237285EB667BB28DCC6E9
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I talk on the phone, send emails, and type things and send them in emails, and then talk on the phone about them.
Enthusiast
I look up things on Google and then I explain them to you over the course of several weeks for 3k per day. I have a suit and a tie and a Lenovo.
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Find complex solutions to simple problems
Rising Star
I'm not a consultant but I do feel like this sums up consulting pretty well. And that's after convincing some company that there is a function they are incapable of performing in-house.
Pro
I make the slides. Then I kiss the ass
Pro
I'm the reason you use an ad blocker.
I am a very expensive writer - with the power of my pen and vague language, I can turn a one paragraph writing/explanation into a 200 page brief with almost 170 pages filled with quotes from others and bill $500 an hour for it
Chief
This is accurate.
I defend the Capital Markets from materially misstated financial statements. 🦸♂️
Enthusiast
Audit or risk lol?
Enthusiast
I move emails from my inbox to someone else’s inbox
Rising Star
No you do more than that. You also nag attorneys into doing their jobs.
Rising Star
I click a bunch of buttons, enter some numbers, and then ads appear on the internet
I copy data from websites and paste it into Excel. I then send the excel to other VPs who paste it into Powerpoint.
I bill and chill
Close...I bill. No chill. 😂
Enthusiast
I cut out all the bad stuff that was shot then I put it back together all pretty.
Rising Star
I convince people that the same handful of options are highly customized targeted process alternatives or some other mumbo jumbo bs
Chief
I wait for emails or calls from partners asking me to review boring documents for boring information, research boring topics, and sometimes write boring papers.
Chief
If you have FAPI, you’re not happy!
Enthusiast
I fill out forms, ask people for pieces of paper so I can fill out forms, I type numbers in a spreadsheet, talk to people about the forms, and send the forms to the government.
Pro
Click click boom
Rising Star
I spend most of my time waiting waiting for clients to respond to questions that should be simple, but never are.
I tell you all the things you did wrong and how it could bankrupt your company