I'm tempted to add "survived four reorgs in two years" to my resume

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Will never forget the episode where Bear wrings water out of elephant poo

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I remember that one too

We have gone through like two this year and like two or three last year 😂

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Placement vs Direct Hire. I’m being “courted” for 4 opportunities: 2 through placement and the others with reputable pharma agencies. I’m leaning towards interviewing with the direct hires. Thoughts?

I have a big interview in 30 minutes. Please pray for me 🙏🏽

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I had 5 very good interviews for a Sr TA position last one yesterday. I was told I would hear from the recruiter. Should I wait or send a thank you email and ask about next steps. The recruiter was wonderful and moved me through the process quickly.

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Anybody have recommendations for recruiters in the Philadelphia area?

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Hi Fishes,

Yesterday I attended MS hackerrank test and was able to solve some Java based MCQ and one sql query correctly but not able to execute a code with any passed test case so should I expect a call from a recruiter for an interview?

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What is the locking period for persistent system for re-attending interview? I gave interview 1.5 months back but was not selected that
Time. But now again getting call. Am I eligible to re-attend?

Thanks.

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I applied for two positions at a district court that say ‘open until filled’. I’m going on a cruise in a few weeks and don’t want to miss hearing from HR.
The posting says due to the high number of applicants do not follow up, you will be contacted if chosen for an interview.
How much will it hurt me to email and explain that I will be unavailable from 9/5 to 9/16 but I am extremely interested and don’t want to miss hearing from them if I have a chance for the position?

How soon can you leave a new job before raising eyebrows in interviews? Obviously it depends on why and how long, just wondering generally speaking

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I have my first PM interview! What did you find the most helpful when you were prepping for a PM case? Thank you in advance!

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I was recently offered a Zoom interview. I had 10 slots to choose from. I took the first slot available. Three were one day earlier this week and the rest are next week. Does it look good (or desperate, lol) on my part that I took the first time or should I have waited until next week so that I would be fresher on their minds when choosing a candidate? Also, do interviewers still appreciate a handwritten note after an interview?

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What type of questions can I expect for SQL and BI Data Analytics profile?
Please help.

Have any of you been ghosted after an on-site interview when trying to exit. I interviewed with a tech company nearly a week and a half ago and still haven’t heard anything. Is there any hope left - I have moved on and continued interviewing but would like to see if there’s any point of following up again

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I have a zoom interview for a flight attendant position with southwest and advise would be greatly appreciated.

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Hey fishes,

I got an offer for programmer analyst role in
Cognizant.
Yoe : 3 years
Area of work : J2EE

Should I screen for Associate role instead?

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Hi! I have an interview for the role of financial consultant/financial planning and analysis @ computershare.. please share words of advise for me please... This is the highest role I have ever interview for.. I am currently a credit analyst! Any tips help. Thank you in advance.

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Any recommendations for interview prep resources for product management roles?

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Anyone in Customer success role open to have a conversation with me? I have an interview coming up and would love to understand the role better.

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How many times has an interviewer no-showed and the recruiter profusely apologizing on their behalf?
Happened to me with Mindtree recruiter, for an IoT leadership position where the interviewing VP chose to no show twice… after which I thanked the recruiter that I was impressed by their book of busi-ness and that it was intimidating to be thinking about the prospect of working for Mindtree… as I’m too incapable for those performance standards… 😂😂

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Hi all,
Please help me understand if I should accept this position or not?
I was working as a regular staff therapist for 2 years at an assisted living when just 2 weeks back the HR approached me with an offer to work at a newly opened senior living, so basically I will helping them set up that location from scratch, open it and get it running. For doing all this they have not even clearly offered me a promotion, raise or a change in position. What should I do?

Please help🙏🏻

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Hi fishes,
I have 2 years agreement for 2lakh if one leaves before completing 2 years. What if a person put papers after completing 1.5 years and then serve three months np . Will he have to give 50k ?? As amount is decreased with Time.
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>1 <1.5 years 1lakh
1.5 to 2 years 50k

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Welcome San Diego fishies! 🐟

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Any suggestions for books to read about any guide for buying house in Canada or on real estate in Canada ?

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I'm struggling to get into a relationship. I've been trying for at least two years now (I'm in my late twenties), but I don't seem to find a man who's good enough for some reason. I want to settle down soon enough, but I'm also not rushing this or keeping a timeline, because finding the right man is important. I see so many of you guys here in long-term relationships. Does anyone have any tips? Feel free to get into my DMs.

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Hello, Anyone who can refer me for a role at Amazon in account management or something similar? Yoe-4 please get in touch Amazon Amazon India

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Hi fishes,
Can anyone let me know how is work life balance in NATWEST company.what all other perks include in this company

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Should I stop taking interviews because I just left my old job 1.5 months ago? Only reason I switched was because of the 48% increased pay and I don’t love what I do. I wanna be in a different industry & role and some companies reached out to me to interview and one will pay me 31% more for base and with bonus, it’s 57% more than current pay if I get it. That job really excites me cuz of what I’ll be doing. But I know it’s not a good look if I switch again. Idk what to do. Please advise.

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My conclusion is the people are forgetting the Alamo. 🥸

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