I’m too lazy to post Instagram stories.

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One of my greatest discoveries was learning I could mute those!

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I guess you’ll never work for Jason Peterson then.. 🤷‍♀️

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No one works for JP. They genuflect at the altar of the black T-shirt. The best fake followers money can buy

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I’m too lazy to get an instagram account

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Me too.

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They’re rubbish and full of stupid bad noise anyhow.

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Really? Those are the only things I like posting. They feel impersonal.

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