Imagine paying $100k to sit on Zoom

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These clubs are so stupid. I don’t get it.

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IBM started to drop the mail for join Slack etc. and the mail for laptop request for new hire .

What if I don't join on the last day or deny to join on last day ? Because still need to decide between two offers .

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Debating between an offer from 200 employee company vs
Zoom (the company).
The smaller company has good benefits, great wlb and a great culture per Glassdoor reviews. But its an HR software and not easy to sell.
Compensation is similar.
Never worked in a big company like zoom before, what are the pros, and the drawbacks?
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Is there anyone who may be willing to give me a referral to Wella?

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Please reach out to me for more details, we can connect over a call.

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