Important Zoom Person, “Could everyone go on mute.” Text from coworker, “We can hear you poop.”

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Just an observation...

Fellow fishes, the company name is spelled as "Deloitte" 👍🏻

and not Delloite or Deloite or Delooite or Delloitte 🤦‍♂️😓

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“I don’t believe that you are paralyzed.”

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My managing partner said of Camille Vasquez (Depp/Heard trial atty) that she was a terrible lawyer. He said he hated watching her. I don’t have as many years experience as a trial attorney so I don’t understand his comment. Was she horrible, and how? Or was she deserving of the social media praise?

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“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
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