In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free

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Once we had a slush fund for doing cool agency projects and we had a surplus (I mean, like, maybe a thousand dollars... don’t let my “slush fund” comment fool you). Anyway the creative department sat around to figure out how we should spend it and we all just wanted to blow it on lottery tickets. So. There’s that.

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Which is somewhat upsetting, isn’t it

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Sounds like your meeting needed more donuts.

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So your optimized headline is "Free Donut Contest." Time to log .25 to my timesheet and you'll receive my invoice shortly.

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