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In a multi part post that rivals the Lord of The Rings trilogy in length, its the CPA exams fault they cheated. Surprised he didn’t try to instead put the blame on Tik Tok, MTV, video games, or a rival political party.

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I'm lazy and only read the first one and do agree that the pressure is a lot (isn't that even part of the fraud triangle or am I forgetting?) But my understanding is the cheating wasn't even on actual CPA exams...it was on either the ethics portion some states require that is often open book anyway, and the ethics CPE tests you have to take to get your CPE credit for the ethics seminar. Which like...every firm has training classes, it is not that hard to get the ethics CPE during those classes

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Yeah i was agreeing the CPE isn't hard. I agree actually passing while working seems v difficult (which is why I was grinding the couple months i had between school and work to pass first). But CPE you can do literally in the background of work

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Part III. This post surprisingly won’t have a fourth movie like Thor

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Not a cringe for me. Different take on this issue and I realize there are many layers to this cheating issue. Companies do need to think of their behaviour...

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Hey guys. If you have family and friends in Delhi, please ask them to visit and support this old couple that runs ‘Baba ka Dhaba’. I shared this on the desi bowl as well, so some of you might have already seen this post :

“This video completely broke my heart. Dilli waalon please please go eat at बाबा का ढाबा in Malviya Nagar if you get a chance 😢💔 #SupportLocal https://t.co/5B6yEh3k2H”

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What is the maximum salary of DWH testing engineer Ex.-1 year?

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Fair ACD Writer freelance rate for hcp or DTC please?

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Hi Fishes,

Please help me to decide.

Current Role - Sr. Financial Analyst
Offered Role - Sr. Financial Analyst

Total Experience - 9 Y 7 M
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Current CTC - 15.04LPA + 10% Variable (Notice Period - 30 Days)
Offered CTC - 19.56LPA + 10% Variable + 1.5L JB + 80k Shift Allowance

Skills - Tableau, FP&A, Power Query, OneStream, Basic SQL, Tableau Prep

Is it a good offer?

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What's the best way to ask for retention hike to your manager?

I have 14 lpa CTC and have got 22 lpa CTC offer from another company. All is good at my current company expect the CTC part, and i would like to stay here if my company provides with a retention hike. What should be the best way to put this up with my manager?

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To my fellow Chicago Data Scientists, I’m trying to understand the market rate for a Sr. Data Scientist position atm. I was going to ask $140k-$150K for a base based on what I’ve seen on LinkedIn. That too low? Too high? Thanks in advance!

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Does anyone know how I could get into one of the Big 6 accounting firms?

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What are some of your passive income gigs being on H1?

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What are the current top healthcare related startups, that are also great for career development?

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Hi fishes, what is the salary slab for L4-program manager selection monitoring role at Amazon

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Having 2 offers in hand one is Capgemini’s(Hsbc) and Coforge(Hsbc). Both companies offered same package. Any suggestions for job security and onsite which one is good. Having 7 years of experience..

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What’s your favorite worship song?

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Explosion near the office 😖

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Wow...this bowl has grown to 75 members....but I would've never known based on the lack of interaction on here. 😂 Maybe Valentine's Day I'll do another check-in to see who's on here. (Shoot, there might be some married folks on here just trying to be nosey!! LOL)

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Hello Fishesh,

Can some one please help me on below issue?

Compare to every month, Jan mnth tax deduction is just double for me. Is it same for evryone or Am I missing anything?

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I joined as Senior Associate at Cognizant on June 1st 2021. Am I eligible for the appraisal this year to get the hike by 2022. Can anyone please let me know the cutoff date for the elegibility for this year's review?

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Consulting vs Audit function in a top 5 bank? If the pay is same, what would you choose and why?

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Any referrals for CVS remote PM role. At this point I'm willing to pay. !!

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I'm halfway through a contract position and enjoying it, and would like to transfer to full-time, but I worry about the 90-day gap in employment and that I wouldn't be able to find the same position remotely with this company. (have finance probs I won't delve into now.) Not sure how to a) tell my manager that I want to transfer to FTE but do not want to move or b) how/when to figure out my next move. Anyone willing to DM/maybe give some advice?

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@ Deloitte 🐠, comp range for an SC in cloud engineering? 4-5 YOE

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Gov’n work 🫠

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The sarcasm is strong with this one 😂

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Flexing on these fools with a…Hyundai? To quote Katt Williams, “what part of the game is this?!?”

If all else fails, you can always go on LinkedIn and stunt on your connections with a moderately priced SUV.

I have a Hyundai, they are solid cars, but this isn’t work related and it’s not a flex.

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Playing colour (Holi) is a prerequisite for investing in India! 😶

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If we could only break into another generation of buyers? Maybe we target the ‘Boomer Builders’ entering Senior Living Centers?

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The humble bragging is out of control…

I always wonder what happens when this type of person realizes their so desired destination sucks just like the others. It’s just work… stop glamorizing it.

Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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This is a joke…right? Lol

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Please, Adweak, get on this....

PEOPLE WHO NEVER EVEN WORKED AT WIEDEN SHARING EMOTIONAL "#THANKYOUDANANDDAVID" POSTS.

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Finally, MY PEOPLE! LinkedIn has been killing my soul lately. Glad we can suffer together 🥺

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Not super cringey but has made me slightly jealous, I need to get out of this corporate world 😂

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The GOAT of all posts

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So, all you had to do is learn to speak, and now you teach others to speak? Seems pretty straightforward and not a bit self promoting. Sigh…

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This is just like r/LinkedInLunatics. Anybody from there and a fan of Tosser, too?

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Does anyone have a similar experience: Whenever I open LinkedIn nowadays and start scrolling, I forget if I’m on LinkedIn, or Facebook. Every second post is about cute little puppies or some made up story about success, with the only difference, that there is some kind of “lesson” in the end of every post… kinda afraid to accidentally like something unprofessional, because I forgot which app I opened…

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I mean… great for Max but why LinkedIn? (Cont)

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NYU is a great school but… apparently NYU = Stanford/Harvard and accounting = business school 🤣

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Not sure why he needs a selfie to post that!!!

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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JOB POSTING

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Women are encouraged to apply. We can pay them less.

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