In First on a 787 Dreamliner and my 18 yo daughter is traveling with me coming back from a set of meetings in Vail. She is now convinced this is what the consulting life is and I lied for 18 years.

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Send her back to coach! Show her the struggle.

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My dad was a traveling executive and he always made us fly coach cause we "didn't earn it" 😭

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Play 'started from the bottom' on your phone and have everyone in 1st rap along while you ask her to walk back to 35E

smooth #humblebrag btw P

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Deloitte 1. You just got a serious eye roll from the 18 year old.

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Deloitte 2 she is not nearly as impressed by your question as she was with the warm towel.

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Consultant 1. She suggests you read the Google memo. But yes all of my daughters are attractive smart young women and all of them also know how to handle a firearm.

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And now she is like "what ?!! you get to watch Game of Thrones" on the plane..."

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D2. The weird thing is how often I get ask if my girls are attractive versus never being asked this about my boys...who are also good looking young men.

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This was just pure upgrade luck which of course only happens on a shorter flight, never when I am bone crushing tired on a Friday night going across the country...

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She flies coach cheap seats all the time. This is not my worst parenting mistake, I have plenty. She is studying to be a cop, so far from an entitled brat. A pain in the ass but definitely not entitled.

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It always amazes me how partners can respond eloquently to virtually any topic without losing their cool

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Is your daughter single?

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I'm just giving you a hard time. Sounds like you've got a full house full of kids with a bright future. Definitely my dad goals one day!

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My parents flew first recently and when I thought they bought me a ticket in first I quickly realized it was economy on an airline I don't fly.... first and last time I let them buy my plane ticket!

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Hope you made her earn it otherwise you've set a precedent

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You need to study to harass HOV violators?

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OP - you are my hero!

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"Smooth #humblebrag"

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Is she hot?

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She's only 18
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