In honor of Neil Peart, clients should be reminded that if they choose not to decide they still have made a choice.

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This rushed right over my head?

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I can’t pretend a client is a long awaited friend.

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You are today’s Tom Sawyer.

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This thread approaches the unreal.

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And the briefs were all kept equal
By hatchet,
axe,
and saw..

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