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What would the mission be exactly? Making the world a better place by mindlessly slapping companies together? One shareholder-destructive merger at a time? Solving world hunger by stuffing investors with overvalued assets one tech IPO at a time? Look, you’re working for JP Morgan, not exactly trying to inhabit the moon or reverse climate change.

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How is this at all relevant to Tesla?

No and no. You couldnt even make up a “sense of mission” in the front office that anyone would remotely believe in.

Although those insurance/mortgage broker guys on LinkedIn seem super passionate about their work but that’s a whole other thing...

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