“intelligence, passion, and commitment” and it’s only week one.

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The post now makes a lot more sense

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Did they accidentallyeave in an edit? Two paragraphs say the same thing.

I think they may have said the same thing twice.

Pls fix.

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hashtag boy boss

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Ex paper boy ;)

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I am all for mental health awareness, but…

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Who hurt this woman… every single day 😵‍💫

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Did you ever want to post some cringe just to see if you can make it to this bowl

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