Interviewer: "Discuss your resume."

Me: "It's printed on 70 GSM paper by an HP laser printer. The font is 'Courier New' and the bulletpoints are double-spaced." 😈

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Lol this description is much funnier than the actual contents of my resume!

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I dare you to really do this! Haha!

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LOL

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This is great lol

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Hahah the real question is whether to choose Courier New or Times New Roman

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