Have a strong feeling the lead on my current project is about to be replaced. Laying low.
The discrepancy between the time I spend making PPT presentations and the client spends reviewing them is horrifically absurd
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
Still wondering what would happen if I honestly comment on the capabilities and opportunities at a client site during my review discussions.
That awkward moment when your client whips out an electronic cigarette and starts puffing away mid presentation.
Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.
Client said, "...and Mike come on top of me on this" on a call. I think he meant "build on what I'm saying". Not quite the same. Pretty hard not to laugh when other clients snort and look at me.
Today's meeting with the client, "... ultimately we would need the solution. You need to grab this by the b....neck" *awkward silence* *faint snigger* Me - I get the girth of the situation now...
Accenture folks: where does the position "Junior Project Manager" rank in the hierarchy? Follow up question: what does the hierarchy look like?
Rolling of my project EoY, been with the same client for 3+ years. I don't mind sticking with the same industry but will I face a lot of grief if I start look at projects in other industries?
How am I supposed to transition from that Thanksgiving spread to the client's shitty cafeteria food?
I've heard from multiple people that Deloitte ERS travels like Consulting but they only work 8 hour days on client sites. Sign me up!
that moment when your partner needs you to fly alone to client site at 7am and tells you at 7pm the night before...
Any project horror stories out there?
The client doesn't do their easy task for 2 months- but the day after the client asks you for a massive, complex deliverable & it isn't final yet, they freak out. #doublestandards #goaway
Manager flies out on Wednesday night....better leave the client 4 hours before my Thursday flight, just to be safe 🍻👍
When you use your privacy screen to hide the fact that you're watching Netflix or reading ESPN articles more than when you're hiding client info
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Where is a new build???
How great would office emojis be in this app?
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When your front desk hotel peeps are like family and they send hot tea to your room without asking and go get vapor rub and cough drop for you when you are sick. :-)
currently taking applications for a travel buddy. role description: hang out with me when my company sends me to countries where I know no one. qualifications: preferably a male, attractive.
Kid (clearly a consultant of lesser age than me) tried to cut me in premier boarding line. I blocked him. He's now in a middle seat next to me. Hope he's not planning on having to go to the bathroom.
What's the application/ interview process for Digital McKinsey for an experienced analyst in the digital space?
Minority friends (e.g. Ethnicity, gender, sexuality,etc) Microaggressions you experience weekly?
Pros and Cons of Flexible/Unlimited time off policy while maintaining the utilization targets to avail leaves?
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