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Is anyone on the bench who is willing to tear my resume to shreds? Pretty please?

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Send it on over baybee

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Yea I'm down

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not on the bench but happy to help..

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Happy to help too. Look at that. Crowdsource resume perfection. 😀

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Ill do yours if you do mine ;)

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Slide into my DMs

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