Is baby powder made out of babies?

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What else would it be made out of? Adults?

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is gunpowder made out of gun?

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Yep

Only the ugly ones...

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Wait till OP figures out one of the ingredients in rejuvenating face cream. 🤣

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Lol no but the best kind is made from corn starch.

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100% dehydrated sperm.

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Yes.

I love dead baby jokes (PC they are not)

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Nope. But baby oil does

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