Is it inappropriate to hop on a Zoom meeting and say “Sorry I was late, had to run to the restroom last minute” ?
What if I took it a step further and said “I always choose the wrong time to drink coffee” ?

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“Sorry I’m late, I just got back from dropping the kids off at the pool“

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Depends on who's on the call with you. Zoom calls with frat bros would probably be fine with this information being offered.

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Offtopic, but a client during a call started to loudly pe e and then flushed afterwards. There was a brief, awkward silence, and then all of us started to laugh out loud. No big deal. Things happen.

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Amazing how unaware people can be.

just take the laptop with you into the bathroom

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I put on my earbuds and went to pee when on a call with my manager. Have no clue if she heard but she was ranting for 3 hrs and I REALLY needed to pee so 🤷‍♀️

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I would think it depends on the context of the meeting and the audience you are speaking to, and your relationship to them. So eg. A meeting with stakeholders presenting your strategic roadmap versus a casual design update meeting with a designer you’re on good working terms with

If meeting with my colleagues--I don't bother apologizing 😂

When natural calls, nature calls though I would find another excuse

You’re human, it happens. I would chuckle 🤭 if I was on zoom. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Just say sorry for being late. It’s kind of implied. Keep things professional.

“Had to rub one out. Sorry I’m late”

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