Is it ironic that Valentine’s Day is on hump day this year? 🤔

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Please look up “ironic” in the dictionary.

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That's what she said

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I see what you did there

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Ironic for you, coincidence for me

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I was not in my home city, no humping for me

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Thanks for the pun intended!

Ironically, I did before posting this. There, does that help my case out?

This is getting deep

I was too sick to get humped

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