Is it true that you should always split Aces and Eights?

Job alert people!

Hiver has opened up 2 new roles. DM me if anyone is interested I can refer you guys

1. Senior Product Designer
2. Staff Engineer

What’s an uplifting and inspiring show/movie that keeps you going?

How meaningful are CPEA and SPEA certifications in the world PE consulting?

Hi Folks,
How much CTC my sister can expect from Target for the SE position?

YOE- 3
Tech Stack - Java
CCTC- 13
Offer In Hand - 21 LPA

Thanks in advance for the reply.

Ladies of fishbowl, question. Girl says she wants to get drinks as friends, but is persistent in getting your number to text. Overthinking or is there something behind this? I’m also good friends with her current landlord/roommate.

Current DEI Professional, can everyone support me on the likes so that I can unlock being able to message someone. I will do the same in return. Thank you

Hi everyone,
Just wanted to know the working model at KPMG? Does WFH work? Or is it compulsory hybrid like TCS??

Hi - is anyone aware of hierarchy and CTC range in BDO India - Mumbai (taxation) and EY India - Mumbai (Taxation) for Senior Manager to Partner level. A friend is looking for it for job offer negotiations

Doing leetcode problems make me feel like, holy cow, I’m actually really dumb 😬 someone please tell me it gets better over time with more practice

Looking for a referral at Deloitte, PwC, and BCG! In my senior year of undergrad with extensive consulting/healthcare/analytics experience.

Hi,

Hows the mastercard joining process? Is it virtual or we need to be present at base location?Thanks

Bored on a flight to SLC. AMA.

Any other black creatives in the Seattle area?

33M returning to NYC on Saturday. Anyone up for a Sunday brunch, cocktails, or a Central Park workout?

I got an offer to work as a a scientific writer but as CTH (contract to hire) position in Novartis.
Is it advisable to go ahead and take the offer?
Not sure because haven't worked in a contractual postion before.

Been in Austin for about 5 months now and haven’t really met many people. Anyone interested in nature walks, paint and sips, going out to eat (a lot lol), playing board/card games, going on road trips, etc?? Bonus points if you’re 420 friendly lol. I’m a 26 year old woman btw!!

I have a sign in my space that reads :fuck around and find out.

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Does anyone try to make "friends" at work, or do you keep it strictly professional?

"You are paid to be a specialist in this area" - thanks coach...

Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

“Where are we on the website pickles?”

*Pixels

We were talking about website tracking pixels… Highlight of my day.

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

“I want a Gucci sweater.”

😑

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

During a recession, is it safer to work in energy (like Exxon Mobil for example) or in cyber security?

Creative 1: “Just closed on my house today.”

Creative 2: “I’ve been seriously considering buying a second pair of jeans, but I’m gonna do some more research first."

Kelp. You know, its like the new kale.

Looking to get some context on Shipbob. How’s the corporate culture?

In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

Ortho sales reps look like they could be the next contestants on the Bachelor. 💀💀

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."