Is k&e unstoppable?

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“Unstoppable, undefeated, unbowed and unvested” the memoir of a K&E 6th year “partner”

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The hourly email requests from the horde of Kirkland associates on the other side of my deal rn feel unstoppable

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You didn't know they bill per email and for each word of their own language that ends up in final doc? That's how revenue goes up relentlessly.

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Lol what?

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Yes. That is, until I leave 😈

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