Is love real? I vote no.

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It exists until I bust a nut, wait 12 hours and it exists again...until I bust a nut.

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That's what she said.

No more

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What is love?

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Nostalgic that movie !

Baby don't hurt me

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Only when you ask for it.

Serious reply - I felt like my first relationship in college which was very infatuation driven felt most like “love”. Felt very limitless, exciting, like “destiny”. Now I’ve been through things a few times I find it much harder to elicit that feeling. Maybe I’m broken, but I feel like lifelong monogamy would be a trial. I hope I don’t maintain that belief though!

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AVP1: I feel this.

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*80s electric keyboard music *

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Whoa whoa whoa, oh-oh-oh

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When we are together, I need you forever

Love is real, it’s just that many people have a warped understanding of what love actually is.

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Oxytocin can be a b****

To quote Rick James, 'It's a hell of a drug'

I love my family.

It's the only way a System Engineer can get any attention from a female.

I don't even think about love or relationships.

Love is real, people aren't.

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