Is there anyone here who can be kind enough to review my CV and give some brutal feedback?

The more I look at it the more trashy it looks. I would really appreciate a fresh perspective

TIA

Here it goes. My husband and I were talking about sexual fantasies. He said his was a little embarrassing then finally said “a threesome with you and a basic white girl”. He used to date white women before me, we are Colombian. Ladies, how would you feel about that? I felt a little inadequate.

I’m probably slow here but during the pandemic I could go four days without showering. I’ve finally gotten to where if I skip a day I am repulsed and it matters to me hahahaha!

Hey Fishes,

I have offers from EXL Services(consultant II) and UST Global(lead II software eng) for data engineering role. They are offering almost same package. Which company should i go with?? TIA.

What is your favorite designer brand ?
Do you buy it in Seattle or somewhere else?

Important Question.
Is this a good idea to join BNYM on J grade for 11years exp candidate ? Pls advise. They are not giving me K grade.

Is there a particular thrill that a partner receives by being demeaning and patronizing to associates? I’m genuinely curious if some of you truly get a sense of joy from knowing you’re being mean?

One of my teammates has been taking credit for my work lately. I don't know how to address this without him getting defensive. Please help!

Are there any openings for full stack developer?

Saw Oliver Wyman is hiring, they seem to be really strong in other countries but what is the perception of the firm in Oz (pitching against MBB or not really)?

In a brainstorm about motivating employees through employee communications:

Top 3 employee motivators:
1. Donuts
2. Contests
3. Free

Why do I feel like the last 10 threads have been our new Consultant/Community Builder’s personal comedy hour? It’s getting old dude, please go away. Thanks.

Hi guys, I want to know hows lti mindtree doing in terms of projects and bench. My joining in in december is it risky to join lti mindtree? I see people are asked to resign

What are some good interview tips when interviewing for a regional position, questions I should ask and how I should respond?

Whats the move tonight?

Does anyone actually keep their timesheets up to date?

I have a burning question. I have been teaching for over 18 years, which is something that nags me to no end.

Suppose you agree that the provided professional development offered through our districts is ineffective. Why not invest in your professional development by seeking a coach or mentor or even pay for professional resources that would help? To put it plainly, why don't we educators invest in our professional development?

What is the salary bracket in Accenture Strategy and Consulting-Capability Network for a Level 9 Consultant role?

How are the hours in FDD compared to Audit ? As senior, I’m busy all year round in audit juggling between large clients and easily work 60hr+

B4 Senior FDD new Ba$es: S1 through S3 please

So how many firms have a set return to office date? How long does your firm plan to WFH?

A&M - let’s hear the bonus numbers. Please state level and amount.

big differences in FDD groups between B4 and smaller firms like CohnRez? any insight would be appreciated!

I’m a new senior in FDD coming from audit - Do you have any advice or tips to start working on deals in virtual environment ? Anything you wish you’ve learned in your first few months rather than later ? Thanks!!

Is there any job like TDD that doesn’t require report writing?

CohnReznick is growing fast and looking to add some experienced Managers and Seniors to the Transactions team. You have the
ability to work remote 100% of the
time with no travel. We have offices in
every major city. Very reasonable
hours, great offshore team, easy to use
databook and report templates, large
sign on bonus, very large performance
bonuses, and salaries that match the
Big 4. DM me for referrals.

Anyone here switched to TS, M&A or Deals Advisory from Risk Assurance? How did you do it?

Just finished one year as an Associate in Risk Assurance. Looking for advice and tactics on how to best internally transfer.

Looking for advice - I have a manager offer at B4. I am happy with salary and signing bonus, but vacation is lower than I expected. Is it worth negotiating or do I risk angering them if i heavily negotiated salary already?

FDD exit ops?

FDD or Restructuring and why? Have an offer for both and very very conflicted (MM FDD vs. mid tier RX)

Do firms ever use contractors? At a certain point I’d like to turn into a 1099 employee but don’t know if that’s a route people go down.

I got two offers from deloitte FDD and Kpmg AAS(focus on M&A). Compensation is about the same. Which one should I accept? My end goal is moving into finance or IB/ go back school for MBA. Thanks

Should I take an offer from EY for an experienced staff role for FAAS? I’d be taking a pay cut since I currently make more doing the same job at a smaller firm. (RSM, BDO, GT).

How’s everyone’s holiday time looking? I told the director I would be out of pocket over the holidays and he just laughed it off. If I refuse to work during my scheduled vacation time what can they do?

For context - this is a deal I’m not yet staffed on.

Are bonuses (%) within FDD generally the same across Big4? Curious what standard % is for seniors and managers

Any senior in FDD feel like we’re basically offshore resources (i.e. India, etc.). I feel like I do more data crunching and formatting (80% of the time) than actual analysis. Is this normal

Starting internal transactions rotation at the end of the month. Any recommendations to prepare in order to put my best foot forward, or pieces of advice to ensure return offer?