Is there consulting opportunity in North Korea?

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One that does not result in public execution if the client is not happy.

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There was always Jack Bauer who interrupted the work.

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Jack Bauer was an associate then...total noob

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I heard Kim Jung-un brings in PwC for advice before he ruthlessly executes his subordinates.

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I always knew Jack was a special talent. He had no regards for his seniors. He'd routinely do his own analysis (always in a hurry and never went to bathroom) and always threatened me (his manager) saying "We don't have much time! Do it now!" God, he was scary as hell.

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Just remember that at the end of the day, our firm does strategy through execution. Emphasis on execution here.

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I've spent years advising petty tyrants.

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Yes, in fact I do. I did some consulting for Iranian government

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Do you know how to make nuclear weapons work?

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I believe that some senior partners in Deloitte Anjin have done work at the Kaesong Industrial Complex - I'm not sure if they were affiliated with Deloitte at the time or a national firm that was later bought out

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Mr. Bond, you already had your fun there in "Die Another Day"

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Nice, S&1. You make me proud.

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North Korea once bought insurance from England and then flew helicopters into their own buildings and spun it so they cashed in on both the helicopter and the building

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My last name is Bond. I'm forbidden to practice my business there. Sorry man.

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petty tyrants are the best...check out John Oliver on El sisi...

^wow!

cracked.com/article_20949_5-insane-petty-crimes-committed-by-north-korea.html

Well, there certainly has been some precedent to this : en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_Deloitte Check out the section about the work with Gaddafi

Michael Porter is Dr. Evil!

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