Is this a thing or is it cringe?
100 courses, 200 certifications?

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Dedicated to a lot of BS. Would fit perfectly into PA or any Fortune 500.

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Professional student.

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I get that he wants to come off as the continual learner but this is straight cringe. Might as well have just gotten an extra degree or real certification

Where's his DeVry certificate?

What the Jesus? 🤣🤣

Courses in what?

What job requires that many certs?

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rest in comments…

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Gov’n work 🫠

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