Is this the moment when they track down a retired bruce willis, living a quiet life in a small cabin near a lake, and fly him to DC to lead the response task force with all those CEOs?

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Or is it the scene where Jeff Goldblum sneaks into the white house to get an audience with the president and share critical data that will help find a cure?

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MacGyver would create a rudimentary test kit using Trump DNA samples found on Pence’s nose.

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It’s going to be a retired Chuck Norris or Macgyver.

It’s gotta be nic cage

He’s gonna be the one to mess everything up! He’s gonna go in and be like, “Here I am” then get distracted by a 20-something Asian woman and nothing would change!

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Where to find curriculum positions? And or teacher coaching positions?

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I ran out of pristiq lost my meds on a business trip on Monday and despite calling the Dr since i was in a diff country i guess things didn't work out to get replacements. I just got home and picked some up from my normal pharmacy, but the past few days I've been feeling kind of out of like headaches, not fully comprehending things etc, is that likely from quitting meds cold turkey?

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How many days at Microsoft (Noida) is it mandatory to come to office right now in a week?

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I've finally made the choice to start looking elsewhere. I have experience to go elsewhere, but I still feel guilty about wanting to leave. PwC is all I've ever known career-wise, but the cons are starting to outweigh the pros. Anybody else deal with this weird sense of guilt?

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I’m head of the quality department at my company in Virginia, where we make food grade product. Im referred to as Quality Manager by everyone in my company but my title is Quality Engineer. In addition to those duties, I’m also responsible for Supply Chain management and process/equipment/product validation and improvement. I’m really looking to get into the pharmaceutical field. Does anyone know of any openings? Willing to move around with the right offer and relocation package.

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Mid- level writer worried I can’t make enough money in this industry. What are successful pivots people have made? Tech?

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Anybody in supply chain side of healthcare?

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Do you ever look at your school's budget?

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Gartner data specialist offer negotiation YOE - 1YEAR 6 MONTHS Current base - 5.7 LPA How much base can I ask for from Gartner?Gartner

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Anyone here relocate to Colorado or lived there for a few years that’d be able to answer a few questions about living there as a Mediterranean gal as far as the with regards to the dating scene? Safety is also a concern.

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I have offer from capgemini and Cognizant.. I have worked in capgemini before as devops admin and later i switched to Java developer role. So if i join capgemini again will they do the bg check for my work.
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PwC folks - can you give me some insight into how PTO works? Are you able to go negative? Is flex time a thing? I'm joining the firm in November and worried about the (already booked) holidays...

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Do consulting folks consider gig economy companies (e.g. Lyft, Uber, DD) as exit options or mainly FAANG?

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Recommendations on Wellington, New Zealand? Worth visiting?

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Looking for tips! I got staffed on a PMO Support engagement for the next few months. I am not contributing or controlling any deliverables as it’s a whole different group managing that. To prevent utilization impact, I thought it wouldn’t be that bad but here I am doing admin work. Any ideas to keep my head cool while I look for other opportunity to roll off within the firm or outside the firm?

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Do you guys still get paid working over your usual salaried hours? Like as long as I can get billable hours I get paid for all those hours. For example if I commute to a client site or even work 12 hours at a client site I can still get paid my hourly rate.

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Made a green choice this week at Sheraton. Even though I also flew cross country, can I still add “environmentalist” to my LinkedIn?

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My sister tonight kept going on and on about how poor they feel renting in NYC and having to pay for expensive day care. She and her husband make well over $400k. Tone deaf much?

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I'm an introverted person, like to keep to myself, focus on work, spend the rest of my time on family, gym etc. I've been told that I need to work on my communication and client relationship building skills. any books I can read? I don't follow pop. culture anymore, no longer actively follow team sports (but sporty myself) as I consider it bread and circus for the masses and don't rly enjoy work drinks... Am I doomed? Personally I am happy and love the work but fear for my career progression.

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Told a friend of mine in tech I was considering moving to BCG. He asked me if I would have to move to Boston.

I followed up by asking what he thought the top consulting firms were. "I'd guess PwC and then McKinsey are the best. I've also heard of KPMG, Deloitte, and Bain, but I don't know much about them."

Just a reminder that outside our bubble no-one really cares about firm prestige etc.

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Book recs? I love reading self-help books but sometimes they bore me. Any good fiction series out there that can get me reading more often?

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Top book recommendations ? Looking to be more well rounded. I am a consultant in the procurement space btw in case anyone has any supply chain book recommendations as well. Self improvement books too!

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Do you actually find your work meaningful? I've been enlarging boxes and aligning shapes for 6 months. When I exit to industry I will never hire a consultant.

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Guy next to me on plane. "I've spent last 26 years as a bowling consultant, I build bowling alleys. Work for a union. Make 96k a year. Life is good". Far more interesting than you pathetic lot 😂😂😂

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Which of B4 + MBB pays SWE/DS the most? I know they can't compare to FAANG, but just among these guys, who pays the most? Who has the best talent/tech implementations?

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When do you submit the two weeks to your firm? After accepting written and background check? Thank you!

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Does anyone know someone who has been fired from their firm for political activism? Please state why and the context.

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I feel guilty. I am lucky enough to have gone to college and have a job and not worry too much. But I hate it. I don’t want to work hard in consulting because I’m always thinking what is really the point of what I’m doing. Is this a bad mentality to have to not want to work hard in corporate America?

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