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It' not like they will notice!

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I still remember back in college I had to submit photos for a project, but they got rejected for being too low resolution. I just scaled them 2x in photoshop and sent them back, and they were accepted.

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Ho folks, Pwc India or Kpmg India? Please suggest, same offer from both.

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Feeling impactful by cutting the grass...

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Can someone at Equinix tell me what their pay schedule is? TIA

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I officially made it to 12 weeks and was wondering when did you share the news with your leadership?

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Please forgive this non-meme. This community has been a great source of support for me in dark times. Thank you all.

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Good luck with this request - Peace! ✌️

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How about them apples

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Mcbee can you turn this car full of trash into a meme?

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Who’s phone is this?

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McK was here?

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