“It puts the em dash in the pitch deck.” Copywriter to art director, Silence of the Lambs style

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This delights me

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I am also surprised and delighted

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For some reason I said it in Gollum’s voice. Go ahead. Try it. I’ll wait ... .... ... pretty fun, right?

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I have even more respect for Drake after watching his interview on The Shop over the weekend and Kanye is a bigger dbag than I previously thought.

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Look at what my plant fairy brought me!

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Which combo on fan duel: t.y. Hilton and duke johnson or stefon diggs and josh adams?

Cooked this amazing steak to help me get through this week

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Hey friends, does anyone have recommendations for alcohol delivery in Brooklyn?
Also wondering about pastry shop recommendations!

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Beautiful Zind-Humbrecht Riesling with a lovely long finish and petrol/honey/grapefruit notes.

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Just tried some California Cinsault. I was very impressed! Anyone fancy this variety?

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My apartment has large windows, so I get plenty of sunlight. I’ve never really taken care of plants, but I would really like to have a few. What plants do you suggest for newbies???

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I want to see Hamilton on Broadway, but those ticket prices! Ugh!

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Anyone want to check out a happy hour today? I’m dying for oysters and cocktails.

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I’ve never been so excited to open mail! I finally got my spices. The endless possibilities of dishes I can make. I can make more Indian food now. Any suggestions what I can make with these?

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What I eat while bulking.

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Mendocino Farms’ sandwiches are amazing.

That is all.

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Ruffles Original are better than Lays Original. The ridges make them taste better. Yeah, I said it. 🥔

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Please share insights. Not getting a good feeling about this process at all..

Hi I am CA and MBA with 17 years of experience. Currently looking for job opportunities. I have experience in business finance analytics, MIS budgeting and forecasting. Have worked with brands like icici, Kotak, IDFC first bank

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How long do you let your wine decant before drinking/serving?

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I have come across a job role of business analyst in PWC, is anyone of you currently working in that role?

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And I'm currently working with Icici bank as a Customer Service Officer having a package of 3LPA.

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What jobs can I get with a bachelors in economics and 4 years of Accounts Payable experience?

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Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

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I don’t care about users. We are in appease the client mode.

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"You're great, but just a little too much personality to work on this client." Welp... 👋

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About a Getty image “where is this skanky hoe”

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"we don't consider your external experience" (during a discussion about promotions) when I was actually hired on due to external experience...

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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Just heard a director say “if I have to circle back one more time, I’m going to hurl”. I honestly feel this lol

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“Everything I know about US history, I learned from National Treasure.” - Junior copywriter

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So a coworker friend overheard our department head discussing the budget for our position. Safe to say we are both grossly underpaid—her a lot more than me (a man), but even the difference for me is quite large (10k). Any advice on how to proceed?

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“I’d be really concerned if urine wasn’t sterile."

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After me saying person has zero experience related to the role but would be a great fit in another part of the company … “but they are diverse” ps: I am too.

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"Just make it beautiful toothpaste porn."

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“Kill the babies, we’ll go ahead and shoot the older kids”

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“We had complimenting genitalia.”

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“I just don’t trust anyone on this team.” - ECD

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"We're getting two girls and a gay goat."

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"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀

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