It’s 4am and I’m awake and can’t stop thinking about how my ex would wake me up often in the middle of the night just cause he wanted a bj lol 🥲

Another day happy he is my ex

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Ugh your ex remind me of mine 🥲 always ask for sex in the middle of the night just because his thing got it up

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🥳🥳🥳

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That’s wild.

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Is ok. I’m over it I think haha. Just a random 4am thought 😴

That midnight protein shake important

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Very much spoiled! 😂 it just ruined the whole mood for me every time

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whats his contact info?

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Deloitte 2, let this be an important life lesson, lad. The only thang you need to 🪓 is your thirst for hatred.

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What year is this?

This was 2017-2021

Guess you didn’t like them?

lol anyway…. What if it was the other way around? You waking him up for some tongue rolling exercises?

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