It's 8am and I've already wiped down all the kitchen cabinets with a magic eraser. Now what?

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Come to my place and do the same

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Sanitize your door knobs 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Take another bump and get started on the bathroom tiles

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Drink

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Do your whole body “just to be safe!” 😬

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Do your baseboards and trim next 😜

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Did that last weekend 😂

Start all over again, but in reverse order for some variety

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Work?

Do magic erasers kill bacteria?

Haha did it cause they were dirty not cause of Corona paranoia

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Why would you erase all the magic? That’s the only thing keeping me sane. Consultants, man.

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