It’s exhilarating to take the elevator to a different floor, wait for the doors to open, check to make sure no one is standing there, and then rip major ass. There are a few floors in my building that have businesses that keep their office doors open. So I know they hear it. Teeheeheehee

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Whatever gets you through the work day I guess

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weird lol

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Oh come on don’t act like you don’t play the butt trumpet from time to time 🎺

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Ripping ass in a full elevator is mo bettah. Teeheehee!

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Menace

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Why can’t you just do it in the elevator before you head out to your floor?

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No adrenaline rush

And if someone is waiting to get on before the smell has dispersed then what?

That’s why I make sure no one is there before I rip. And if someone is waiting when I go back down…I just don’t make eye contact

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