It’s exhilarating to take the elevator to a different floor, wait for the doors to open, check to make sure no one is standing there, and then rip major ass. There are a few floors in my building that have businesses that keep their office doors open. So I know they hear it. Teeheeheehee

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Whatever gets you through the work day I guess


weird lol


Oh come on don’t act like you don’t play the butt trumpet from time to time 🎺


Ripping ass in a full elevator is mo bettah. Teeheehee!



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Why can’t you just do it in the elevator before you head out to your floor?


No adrenaline rush

And if someone is waiting to get on before the smell has dispersed then what?

That’s why I make sure no one is there before I rip. And if someone is waiting when I go back down…I just don’t make eye contact


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