When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.
Pandora on my drive back home after 13 hours in the office - "All I wanna do is drive home to you, baby I'm faded". Recently broken up. Also, going home to a douche roommate. Oh, the cruelty! 🙁
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
Why does everyone in the tax service line look like every kid that was bullied in high school
Do any of you have kids? If so do you find working for the big four manageable with a child?
Any ladies here that were pregnant while in consulting? Any tips on how to manage work stress, long hours, travel etc. while making sure you have a healthy pregnancy?
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Sitting in a coffee shop in Atlanta, and I see three perfectly tanned, toned, and dressed women pushing baby strollers.. Man.. Any ladies looking for house husbands? I'll be pretty for you.
The energetically laughing child asking "por que" nonstop and giggling needs to come with a mute button this early in the am.
Current fatty trying to change their lifestyle... I've taken baby steps like running 3-4 times a week but looking to spice it up. Any suggestions for classes for someone just getting started??
So EY gives up to 16 weeks parental leave now... If you have a kid at the beginning of busy season do you still get promoted?
If you're breathing heavily in a call, I don't care if you have asthma, are out walking, trying to catch your flight, are pregnant, etc., I'm just going to assume you are having sex.
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Best student loan initiation options?
Just curious what airlines/hotels everyone prefers. Up vote your preferences so we can get a tally
Was getting certification on company's dime and paid for training course, but haven't completed it. It's been 6 months. Any company consequences? How long do I have to complete this?
TFW you are so engrossed in your phone you realize you walked in and sat in a stall of the other gender's restroom ....then panicking to figure out how to leave.
Project is asking me to travel the week my wife is due to have a baby or else get an exemption from HR. Is this normal or is my firm just not supportive? KPMG if anyone is looking to join.
Interviewing for Senior Analyst Corp Strategy role. I'm going into my second year of consulting. Worth it if they offer me +30-40% salary increase?
Who do you pick as winners in Super Bowl this Sunday? Projected scores ?Are you expecting a close game?
Desperately waiting for my first bonus check. Hope it's not a disappointment cuz let's be honest, I've spent it already.
The only people who call my cell phone are AMEX Global Business Travel, Delta, and my Uber drivers ...
Aaaand thats why I kept negotiating my employment contract to have an exit clause in case SPG gets acquired...#priorities
Soooo at today's morning status meeting our shitty SM was absolutely railing a consultant. Consultant stands up and says, "Fuck you. You're an asshole. I'm done here." And walks out. 😳...👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thinking of buying shapechef for PowerPoint. Anyone know any cheaper alternatives to organize my own icons/imagery?
MDs introducing themselves to the client: “I am the head of the industry group, have 15 years of experience in this area…” Analysts introducing themselves to the client:
Would anyone ever join MBB for the pure intellectual stimulation? Are there “senior advisor” roles or would I just join the standard consulting track? I am financially independent from a decade in software growth strategy roles and thinking about useful ways to spend my time. FWIW I have a top MBA and consulting experience (but not MBB)
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