It's me again. The guy who brought his lunch the other day. I still have some left. I'll be microwaving salmon again today. Sorry not sorry - I'm saving at least $12.

like
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Is it at least wild caught salmon? Don’t bring that farm raised shit into my conference room.

like

You will be having $12 deducted from your paycheck each time you made crows with that at work. Might as well go out for lunch now.

like

^*microwave

like

You son of a bish

like

It’s a travesty that you are microwaving salmon. What a waste of a good fish.

like

I bring lunch too ::))

Obviously you're a bad person.

Thanks for the laugh that I needed 😂😂

These posts leave me with a strong craving to bring kippered snacks or curry-pineapple herring fillets for lunch.

Related Posts

Best firm to join in Canberra doing people strategy work (don’t judge me!)?

likefunny

Moving sale! I need everything gone this weekend. Any reasonable offer will be accepted. Pick up from 1011 s Pearl Expressway Dallas TX 75201. West end metal chair - $25obo Ikea rug - 20obo. Coffee table $30obo. Futon (very comfy) $170obo. Multiple other items

Post Photo
like

I have attended pdm round for IBM on 13th Oct. I haven't received any mail regarding the bgv till now..today my application status has been changed to no longer into consideration on the krb site.
I m confused whether should I wait for the offer letter or not.

like

what is NP in Axtria?

like

I just hope the gear box holds 🤞🏻

like

I live and Manage but the principles in this book! Always have, even before I read it.

Post Photo

Hi guys- What is the average fixed salary range for AM in Risk Advisory in deloitte india. Thanks!!

like

I have 2 offers to consider. What makes more sense?
Full time role with 3 weeks vacation and benefits or contract opportunity with 20k more in potential salary.

Little background, I have been a loyal employee and have only worked at 1 firm for about 6 years now. Looking for more growth and obviously money.

Need some suggestions on what to consider and any pitfalls that I should be aware of.

Thanks

like

Any advice for someone who is looking for his first job in the video game industry? I've just graduated in my higher education in interactive environments and don't get much responses to my job applications

like

Looking to hire a designer to spend 3-4 hours with me today or tomorrow. Budget $250ish total.
Collaborate on building a quick pitch deck - I can do slides, but want help with how to visualize concepts and design slides to most effectively and beautifully communicate the pitch.
Work iteratively, in PowerPoint, share screen or discuss and iterate.
Would ideally be ASAP today - please DM.

like

Currently in probation period and they are asking to serve notice period of 3 months. What steps they will take if i inform them over mail that within one month i will be not showing(absconding). Do i need to face any consequences?

like

I am about to hand in my notice at a job I am pretty secure in, to go to a job for a relatively new company (with a significant salary increase). Any tips for:

1. Getting over the nerves that are as a result of taking a risk (I am late 30's)
2. The guilt of leaving a role where I have an amazing working relationship with all my colleagues and my boss

Any tips would be appreciated as I am a mess of nerves!!

like

Hey Fieshes ,

Got an offer from PWC a week ago,

Location given in offer : Bangalore

Hr says you need not come to Bangalore and work from Hyderabad

But saw another offer of my friend whose location is Hyderabad in offer letter.

Questio here should I ask for change in location in offer letter ?? or is it fine since mostly it is wfh ??

like

Anyone hiring in Seattle? Freelance or FT?

Looking to relocate, we're house hunting right now. Which would be a better neighborhood? We're an active, child-free couple. Solana Beach or Gaslamp Quarter, or Downtown?

like

Anyone have experience buying a bonsai tree? Any recs for places to buy or types of trees to buy would help

How is your Valentine’s Day?

like

Anyone here work on the sales team/relationship management at their bank?

like

What are some red flags you've noticed in the hiring process? I've finally landed an interview after weeks of applying. I think it went well on my end, but something about the managers I spoke with just feels...off.

like

Hello,
Why there is so much of hatred towards Kyndrl all over . Is it really such a bad company .

like

Additional Posts in Accounting

How much of PTO RSM employees gets? Also, what is the Paternity time policy?

like

So clutch that I aged out of the draft like 2 months ago

like

How/ when did you find out you're being promoted to manager?

like

I’ve written a few angry emails this week that I stopped myself from sending (probably for the better). What are some good emails you’ve sent or seen that probably shouldn’t have been sent.

like

Who ultimately decides the compensation offered to a candidate when being hired? Recruiter only? Hiring manager? Trying to figure out what aspects of the offer are owned by each person involved in the recruiting process (salary, sign-on bonus, level, etc).

like

I’ve got a manager who runs a tight ship: 12 hour days (not busy szn) regularly, no sick days, no company-sponsored events, etc. Mgr makes it miserable. How would you deal with this?

like

Anyone else getting sick of this ayn rand dystopian hell we’re living in?

like

Colleague is intelligent and hard working. Also comes in a very attractive package which is a bonus. But it's the person I am drawn to. Has anyone dated a work friend and had success. I hear all the

like

How to improve efficiently/productivity in the office?

like

11 pm on a Sunday and I’m still in the office. How are the rest of my 100hr week peeps doing?

likeupliftingfunny

Pursue manager promotion in core tax compliance or pursue transition to M&A tax but remain SA. I am a Macc CPA.

like

"Comprehensive" Big 4 Benefits Comparison. I work at EY and after reading these message boards, I feel like my firm has the worst benefits. I thought it would be interesting to do a comparison...cont

like

What's a tax consultant or advisory manager making in Denver these days? Glassdoor is cluttered with all sorts of old/outdated data and hasn't caught up to the additional 100k people that moved there.

like

When you left one Big4 and went to another, did your firm let you work your 2 weeks or make you leave immediately? I’m Tax staff at EY and I’m considering leaving soon; trying to plan accordingly

like

Never know how to answer when people ask what time I "usually" get off ...

like

Hi tax 🐠,

I have a question for those who prep individual tax returns. My parents claim my grandfather as a dependent on their tax return and due to their low income, receive PTC for the premiums they pay on his insurance (not eligible for medicare). However, would it be advantageous to have him file for his own tax return (he stays with my parents and doesn't have his own proof of residency via bills). If so, can he get PTC if his income is 0?

like

Have virtual interviews tomorrow and Friday (both with same company) - I know 150% if I got an offer, I would not accept. Had a ton of coaching meetings this week regarding a different offer I’ve been considering and I don’t want to leave my current place of work. Cancel tomorrow and Friday interviews or no cancel and potentially get an offer and decline? (I am fairly busy so biggest opportunity cost is my time and having to wfh to do video interviews during the workday)

like

How long did it take you guys to get your CPA once you passed? I am in California and I started the process in October and they still haven't issued me my license.

like

Can anyone go into further details on what transaction service does? In understand they do due diligence on buy and sell side deals. But I was wondering if anyone could talk about deliverables etc

like

I have an offer doing pretty much my same job at a smaller firm. It’s only a 6% base raise but they are giving me a bonus each year to make up for the amount my salary falls short of the salary number I gave them that it would take for me to leave. Would you take the offer?

like

New to Fishbowl?

Download the Fishbowl app to
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Send download link to your phone

OR

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Messaging rates may apply

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal