I’ve always wanted to work for KPMG. Is this a weird thing 😂😂

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What type of idiot would want to work for that joke of a firm

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Idk 🥺

We all have our low points in life

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I’ve always wanted to work for NASA ☹️

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Growing up in central FL i never realized working at NASA or w space projects in general was meant to be cool or elite lol. I thought it was just a corny dad job

Work for Batman’s firm instead - KTMJ

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April fools was yesterday

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Where’s chief at? 😂

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KPMG is best firm for pay to WLB ratio in consulting

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I second that. My move from EY to K was life changing

You must enjoy hurting yourself

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Are they big 4?

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Barely

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Come to PwC

Why don’t you apply OP

Still finishing my degree!

Low key same

It’s not bad, want to jump for more $$

I worked at KPMG before.....you aren't missing much

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