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I’ve had at least 5 panic attacks this week and it’s only Tuesday

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love my friends.... BUT after a long week at the client site, I just want to be home F-Su and not drink every night. Anyone else feels the same way?

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Anyone feel like the culture within their firm or practice is very harsh? Tips on how to navigate this?

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what are the chances of being placed on an engagement with international travel as a staff or senior?

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Heard about Blackstone’s PE/Tactical Opportunities - Portfolio Management Program - Analyst. Do you know how they’re compensated? Also is it a good exit for someone post MBA with 2 years of consulting? TIA

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How big of a salary cut should one expect if you decide to work in Europe over North America?

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Got an interview for a strategy analyst role, worth taking less of a bump into industry for it?

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I am a platinum elite with Marriott and i thought that also gets you silver on United. Is it not true anymore? I see that I am no longer a silver on United

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My boss and his boss hate each other, looking for advice on how to expense multiple bags of popcorn?

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Any good courses to get better at UML Diagramming / Product Architecture Diagramming? Project requires heavily solutions diagramming on my part, want to learn to deliver beautiful, clear diagrams.

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Is Delta doing better in Chicago now? Need to go I the am and looking for an update.

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So are we just done with the coronavirus now? All social distancing measures have been abandoned and the economy is reopening. It seems the virus is not nearly as deadly as initially feared (3-5% fatality rate, remember), but we have not removed the risk of overwhelming the healthcare system. What is going on? Are we going to shut everything back down and further decimate the economy if there is a surge of cases?

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Accenture people, do we charge time for going to volunteer events? I'm on the bench and have been volunteering a lot but don't want my time sheet to be a lot of unassigned time

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CIm Canadian, on TN-1 with H1-B approved but not stamped. Lawyer has advised I can go to a Canadian land border and return back to the US and state that I would like to enter on my H1-B and USCIS will stamp the visa. Wondering if I should do this today before the EO kicks in?

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Just saw on LinkedIn an exclusive offer at equinox gym for ey employees. Anyone know what the promotion is?

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Looking to change career paths from pharma to in house design. What is a good salary range for the job title Designer with 2-3 years professional experience?

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Got new gig w/80% travel, mostly to NYC/Chicago. Any insight to what are the best airlines for Boston-NYC travel are appreciated, and also with what hotels and credit cards that airline best pairs w/

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Sometimes when I feel like I'm having just an average day and my boss's skype says out of office I'm scared she has some kind of sixth sense about it and is on her way to come fire me. Anyone else?

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what is EY's policy regarding paying back legal costs if I leave after getting my green card? can anyone give a $ estimate please? been on h1b for about 5 years now.

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If anyone is interested in getting the Amex Platinum or Amex Gold, let me refer you so we both get points! Hit my DM. (Also my gold referral is giving 40k points higher than the 35k points on the web)

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