I've just had someone slide into my DMs and is talking crypto.
How he can help me make min 70% profits on investments. I said it's risky business. And he's like, don't worry, trust me

👀 I mean, sliding into DMs and talking crypto profits and I think what makes me most concerned is, saying trust me.. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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there’s no escaping the crypto scams

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The 70% minimum return is enough to send me running, "trust me."

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😂😂😂

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So wolf of Wall Street is at it again

So this guy knows how to make 70% returns but wants to take the time to help others. What a legend. 😉

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He's giving back to the community hey how nice is that

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Weird I never get my DMs slithered into by these amazing sounding offers

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I’m insulted by your insinuation and I challenge you to a duel

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If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

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Not all heroes wear capes, I guess 🥺

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