I’ve never whipped it out in front of any colleagues, men or women. I thought it was just common sense. But in light of recent news, I’m thinking I deserve a raise for this.

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Isn’t thinking you deserve a raise for simply not sexually harassing people the definition of male entitlement?

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It also the definition of a joke.

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And this type of joke is the definition of privilege and insensitivity.

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Fuck you for thinking this is a good joke. You are what's ruining comedy in advertising.

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Yay all half decent men now think they deserve cookies (😂 nope)

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I'm female and thought it was funny 🤷‍♀️

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Also your “joke” wasn’t funny

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Cue Lowered Expectations theme song

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ACD OP you’re right. there was absolutely no sarcasm in my response. Humor is for chumps.

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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/things-to-do-at-work-besides-showing-your-penis-to-coworkers

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I love Moby.

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it was funny

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SVP1—me too. Maybe a case of we’re from a different era?

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Hezbollah-style vegan and 90s record-botherer Moby used to play “Knob touch” at crowded parties, where he’d try and glide his bellend over unwitting celebrities. Fairly vintage stuff, but seems tame by current standards. Anyone else know of any music veterans who should be expecting a call from the court of human opinion?

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If you are making $25 million a year you probably think you are a king and can pull your dick out whenever you want

If you deserve a raise I deserve to be your boss

It was funny, OP. People are salty AF in here.

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