I’ve “relieved tension” in the bathroom stall before. It’s not that I get turned on or anything at work, it just helps me focus back on my work. I feel so guilty sometimes but then I’m like, nahhhhh

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I’m imagining you are a girl so please don’t ruin it for me by saying you are a dude

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I’m a chick. I’ve done it

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I’ve done it too and honestly I think our culture should eventually become more accepting of it as a physical need, like taking a walk to get some fresh air. Sometimes you just need to release the valve and you feel so much better.

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I’ve done it (with my schlong)

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I’m definitely imagining you’re a guy, so don’t ruin it for me by saying you’re not. Lol.

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I’m a dude.

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Ok, so because I dont diddle myself in a public restroom in the middle ofthe day I have a branch up my ass? I'm all for sexual health and satisfaction, man. Doesn't mean I can't be skeeved thinking about someone I work with rubbing one out in the stall next to me.

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Real skeeved by this. It can't wait til you're somewhere private... like your house? Sexting side pieces? All sorts of ew up in here.

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I aim to please.

Too much?

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How do you do that without anyone being suspicious??

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I suppose it's a bit easier to get away with it as a woman (also, shoutout to gender neutral/single-stall restrooms). It's pretty hot to think about a guy doing the same, though.

As for the comment from the fish: idk about OP, but I'd very much prefer to enjoy my dalliances and a positive view on sexual self-care rather than bottling any tension with such a massive, unsanded branch up my ass.

Get over it.

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Depending on who it is, it’s kinda hot. 💁🏽‍♂️

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Follow up question: What percentage of guys are rubbing one out at the urinal???

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A quality confession.

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Good for you! And, ditto.

I may not have time for lunch most days, but taking a couple of minutes to sext the side-pieces definitely helps to break up the day and bring myself down from the constant (and ultimately unnecessary) stress. 😑

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It’s seriously gross to think of some of my coworkers doing this and now i can’t stop! 😷

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This is gold. Guilty of doing this too. Sometimes you just have to get that mid-day release...nothing wrong with it. And Digital Planner 1 if you answer your question...I’ll answer too...

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High five

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