Ive seen 'Ex-Google' 'Ex- McK' but i just saw 'Ex-Deloitte' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Everyone who works at Slalom seems to like their jobs which is a pleasant contrast from the doom and despair you see elsewhere in this app.

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Screenshot or IDontBelieveIt

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I’m ex-McD if that’s any consolation…

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Ex-tra

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I saw “former slack, github” from someone who interned at both places 🤨

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Didn't you hear? Getting into Deloitte is harder than Harvard

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🤯

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So, I recognize that this is all about marketing yourself and whatnot, and this is probably why I’m not great at sales, but I will never, ever write “ex-fill in the blank” on my LinkedIn. Makes me feel ill. Let people scan your work and education history - it’s not hard.

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Should've said ex-MBBD

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you mean ex harvard

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I’ve heard ex-PWC spoken out loud in reference to someone!

Seen plenty of those haha

Jesus that’s so painfully cringey. How do these types of people have friends in real life

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