JOB POSTING

COMPANY NAME

JOB TITLE

ABOUT US

WE are a company who has been around since before you were born. Established last year, we are the EXPERTS in EVERYTHING.

ABOUT YOU

YOU are NOTHING

Job description

-YOU are responsible for all aspects of everything.
-This is not a complete list of duties.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
-10 years of experience doing a skill that takes 30 seconds to learn
-MUST BE A GOOD CULTURAL FIT!!

BENEFITS
NONE

Women are encouraged to apply. We can pay them less.

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Don't forget to require a degree even though anyone can learn the skill in 30 seconds

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