Job too important and smart with big words too confusing for my simple parents to understand.

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At least it's a refreshing change from "humbled and honored"

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She drilled down into what her work entails?
Surely her parents didn't deserve that, that seems a bit mean.

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So natural

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those u r staying in hometown with parents and single in there early 20s...

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How many of you out there have ✨ too many 💫 job offers??

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Building my empire 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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I can get on board with this content

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TD hardo showed up in green pants socks and shoes 😭😭

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LI equivalent of simping for that Google thirst trap.

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The last paragraph really did it for me.

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The humble bragging is out of control…

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Notice the self assigned title of “LinkedIn Creator”… wtf is that?

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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Lol so true

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Thoughts? I know everyone builds on mistakes, but I cringe at bragging too much on it. My title might suggest something more if I am hiring. 😏

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Like this guy already

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I’m not posting for attention but also GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!

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Hey I'm upset, let's LinkedIn 🙄

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Calling support… is an accomplishment.

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There’s a lot to unpack here…🥴

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