That moment when your client tells the engagement partner of your project that if his son weren't married he would try to set you up with him...
My PM skipped out two days this week with the client-side group at "an offsite meeting". Tons of meetings had to be shuffled. I found out they went to a spa.
Finally built up the courage to take full advantage of the beach by visiting the gf on a weekday. At 8:30pm I got an email saying be back for a project by 8:30am tomorrow. She lives 4 hours away...
I called in sick today and ended up watching "Walking Dead" marathon while having soup in bed. Almost felt like college days. Except when the phone rang and I had to take an urgent client call.
When the only flight to your new project on the airline your loyal to is in the afternoon on Mondays... 😡
When you have to plan a sneaky escape from client site for lunch in order to avoid another day of eating cafeteria food at your desk.
Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.
Client told me his wife made him happy and miserable simultaneously. I advised him not to divorce. Those feelings are just called marriage.
When you land home after a long week at the client only to hear the captain say, "Uhh...ladies and gentlemen...uhhh...gates occupied...uhhh."
"Project manager" at the client responds to an email from 3 weeks ago asking for an update. Read the latest email in the chain, dumbass. #notthatdifficult
Met my boyfriend at my previous client. Now he's working for Accenture too...now we crossed paths again at the same client/and same team. Anyone else meet their significant other at a client site?
Does the way you dress really matter as an analyst? I understand looking clean and well rested, but it’s not like the client is looking at you as the company spokesmodel! Thoughts?
What can be consider the best airline to obtain status on?.I got on a project that requires me to flight from the U.S. to South America and I want to know which one is the one with the most perks
That moment when you dial in to a client call remotely and they have printed agendas for the live team and no one sent an electronic version to you. #wtfisgoingon
Accidentally asked the client to massage me. I meant for her to message me, but hey, I could use a massage, too.
How great would office emojis be in this app?
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What kind of questions do they ask at EY Interview day? I have my interview with TAS department and it will be "a mix of behavioral and technical", what kind of technical questions should I expect?
Do you know you can use ebates when booking hotels and flights for work and get cash back? Just use your company discount code. It will just be as booming thru corporate portal but will get cash back
Asking for a friend cuz I have no idea. What type of position/role a biomedical Ph.D. can do in consulting? Any specific company/group so he can do further research? Thanks in advance.
Got stood up twice today.. But fortunately they were skype calls. And senior managers. And I didn't have to work. And I still got paid. Wait.. Why was I complaining
When your client gives you the superlative of "Most likely to make the ladies swoon" at the annual holiday party. This can be added to my performance review, right? 😂 #stillsingle
Anyone else watch scenes from business shows like mad men or succession for motivation to work through the weekend?
Associate Consultant interviews at Slalom Consulting ? Does anyone here know what the interview process is like for the AC/consulting foundations program? Especially for Agile consultants within Delivery leadership? They said they'll give me a skills assessment interview, do u think it'll be intense?
What are the compensation packages like for consulting in the Middle East (Dubai/Doha/Abu Dhabi?) Getting an MBA and looking to move there, but it's hard to find any data for comp there.
Hoping to find some info or recs on Caribbean hotels for a trip with my SO later this year for a special occasion. Would prefer Marriott luxury tier (planning to use points). I’m sure all of the properties are nice (they all look great) but I haven’t spent much time in the Caribbean and don’t have a feel for each place’s unique features. We will likely stay on property most of the trip so interested in the property itself, on-site activities, service, etc. Any recs/thoughts?
If better consulting roles AND industry roles I am qualified for (product manager, etc) through the interview processes all seem daunting. Am I just burnt out? Add your F’s for me plz thank you.
I'm 20 and got an offer from a startup that is 80% but my last name happens to be the name of their company and they want me to legally change it before they will accept me. Is this even legal? My last name is quite unique and they claimed it was because they don't want me to be mistaken for leadership as I will be a junior employee. Is this as ridiculous as I think it is?
How I feel when the 5’2 lady in front of me shoots her seat back 3 minutes into a flight 😂
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