“Judy Dench in Cats is a cautionary tale to not agree to extremely short timelines...cat paws need fur!”

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Have a true IIED case (negligent handling of corpse). Defendants defaulted and I am now considering the best course forward to get my client the best recovery. The easy route would be Default Judgment, but my concern is a judge may not be willing to make the type of award we are seeking. Alternatively could set the matter for trial only on damages since all allegations are admitted. Thoughts on best way to convince a judge to make a 7+ figure award in a Default Judgment?

Started/maxed out my 2020 IRA on Friday at the market high without knowing and now my whole portfolio is down 2-5% already 😔

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I always wonder why some teachers think it’s ok to ridicule students and parents. Are they that insecure?

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Penchooo Weekend hai...fax fux karo...timesheet faad do

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Hi folks,
Got promoted for L4 , SIM has been raised for me. Manager and L5 approvals given. HM said its in process and will take sometime. Can someone tell me how long will this process take. Its already been 2 weeks and didn’t get any mail.

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Need 💗 for DM.....

Many Thanks in advance....

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When you have to constantly tell yourself you'll be better than everybody, just to get it done.

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How much does one pay for a studio in Chicago loop/RN? Thanks

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Morbidly bemused at people suddenly realizing Gilead is a evil company today!

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Finally going to tell my bosses I am leaving to work with another office at our company! I’ve wanted out for so long! But now I don’t know what to say… I want to tell them off but probably shouldn’t. If you’re moving within the same company do you still give a 2 week notice? Do you just verbally tell them?

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I am Looking for job as a Azure System Administrator or Azure Architect. I have 12 years of experience in IT but due to i am Working in small city so my package is still 3.78 LPA. Just because of this reason i am not getting select in big organization. Can someone Please help me how can I get out of this? I am looking for new job in Banglore, Pune, Hyderabad and Mumbai. If you have any opportunity please let me know

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Is a Principal is BCG same as an Engagement Manager at McKinsey?

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I’m not sure I fully understand Amazons pay structure. I’m applying for a Sr. Customer Success manager role but the base is low. The sign on bonus may help and the go forward RSU’s…but it seems so unstable. What are the pros and cons of working with Amazon?

Please like so that i can dm others thanks

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Who was the greatest consultant ever? Rajat Gupta?? Modernized strategy consulting tripled revenues..

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I currently work at a senior level in product management, I have around 4 years of experience in the field. I'm severely underpaid and feel quite undervalued by the company. I've also been supporting my wife who's been doing her Masters for the past 2.5 years, and being in NYC my savings are absolutely minimal. My PERM is processing so I can't even make a move for another 6-8 months and I'm scared of doing so in light of thr current job market. I'm struggling to deal with my situation. Help?

How much is your emergency fund? My husband and I are DINKS with 5K monthly expenses but (because we are very privileged) live near family who could help us if something happened. We only keep 5K in our emergency fund because I want to invest as much as I can in index funds.

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Has ServiceNow put a hiring freeze on the sales ops department?

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Crazy question time Does anyone here wear a wig to work for protective reasons (not alopecia)? Stumbled on lace wigs (Kylie style) and found some great ones that look natural and work appropriate.

How much do you donate each month/year? What is your total comp and age?

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

Clients always right! Especially when you’re wrong.

Yeah I guess I fucked up.

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COO candidate after his second interview remarking to me about my CEO,
"good lord, she's good looking. How happy is she with her fiancé?"
Me: "Well, her fiancé is the chairman of the board, so I guess you can ask him how happy they are."

SMH.

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“Intern, intern, do this, do that. Intern, intern, why are you so fat?”

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Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

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Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...

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"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

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Work crushes: avoid? What are your stories 👀

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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

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COWORKER 1: “I wonder if we’re getting holiday bonuses this year.”

COWORKER 2: “I see that you still believe in Santa.”

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PLEASE DEBATE BELOW:

Do you think remote work in the US will cause jobs to be offshored?

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👀Do you have a resolution for this year?

Drop it below!

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Overheard in an integration meeting: “yes, we have a prison strategy."

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Anyone else struggle with the Managing Partner and Officer Manager duo that creates a toxic environment? Even more so, they are married and do not understand that the cultural issues in the office are largely created by them?

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About a Getty image “where is this skanky hoe”

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“What are we gonna do, drink ourselves to death?”
“After you.”

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"The client says our UX wireframes don't look premium. They're wireframes! It's structure. They're the skeleton. Brad Pitt and I both have the same skeleton. But only one of us looks premium."

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Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

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Of course I didn’t tell her everything! She’s my wife!

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"I think flogging is integral to the script."

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