Just accidentally signed an email with "Bet" instead of "Best". Guess I'm officially Gen Z.

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better than “Best retards, X”

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Bet Retards,

Me

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First year: Thanks!; Second Year: Thanks; Third Year: Thx; Fourth Year: thx; Fifth Year: ...

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I prefer to just type super quickly and end up with a regrettable “Thanks you!” that I do not proof read before sending

Fuck around and find out, X.

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