Just an observation, not a Confession: but why are all Partners in this bowl super sad 🤔

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Totes not sad y’all

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Sounds like something a sad partner would say ☹️🤣

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Definitely not sad! Always looking for a side chick but not sad

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P2 & P4, on behalf of OP, I will be filtering partners and 🚩🚩for her. I will need a few more details for my social investigation and access to your DMs 😂

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Because the happy ones aren’t on this app at all lol

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Which one? I only see partners having fun, kissing in the car, putting b*tt plugs in their $$$ for fun 😅

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Probably married and bored lol

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Because they were once associates and none of us are happy 😂

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Not that Partners care about associate happiness, otherwise they would make systemic changes lol

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Just saw the post about one complaining about making $500k. Wild.

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They can give me that raise and money lol

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