Just because I walk into the office with a dozen donuts, it doesn't mean I'm going to share. I just want a dozen donuts to eat over the course of my day.

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You gotta hide anything you don’t want to share.

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Lollll.. that’s funny

Hmmmm.., it’s the little things like donuts that I bring to office that motivates assistant to put my paperwork ahead of everyone else. Food for thought .

Sounds like you are a joy to work with 🙄

Nuttin' wrong wit dat!! You do you.

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