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Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?

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His Mom doesn't even want to sit next to him!!!! Haha Mom: "Do you want to sit next to your sister to watch a show?" Kid: "But I want to sit next to you." Mom: "We have our whole lives to sit next to each other."

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Calm down! Count till 10.

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Update: it was a struggle for me, but he made it too 100. Then started slamming the tray around. We haven't even taken off - this will take more zen than I possess

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Well I just had a guy who told another guy to F off cause he didn't want to move his tiny bag from the overhead

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O/u is 78.5 and I'll take the under

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No. He's just a 4 year old. That's what they do

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Do you think he has a mental disability

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