Just bought my first vibrator and I’ve used it a dozen times in the last 24hrs. Omg why did I wait so long to buy this

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Now order a butt plug and use the two same time.

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Oh this is amazing especially if you get a vibrating one.

Get a wireless phone app-based one and have a friend download the app and let them control it from wherever they happen to be as long you have the vibe in you.
Imagine you out with friends at a bar or doing shopping and it comes on.

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It’s like that scene in The Ugly Truth 😂

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Bought one for my gf...man cannot compete with machine

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Why choose??

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Seriously contemplating investing in a quality vibrator but am worried I’ll start to depend on it and won’t be able to finish without it. Does this happen? And this reminds me of the SATC episode where Charlotte gets her first vibrator and decides she has found a replacement for “the one” 😭

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🤣🤣 loved that episode.

Yes, it can happen if used every day as PwC1 mentioned. I alternate between my vibe and my hands for variety. Ha variety 😄 I need to get a date.

Post the link! 😬

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Best thing I ever bought. Bought my first one when I broke up with my ex a couple months ago

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I’ll take that secret to my grave

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Girl, yes! Next you must buy a magic wand 🤩🧚🏼‍♀️

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Just reread what I said and deleted cause I realized I equivalated penises w/boy and am a mess. But a magic wand is just a v good vibe that works great on most genitals actually.

🌹 iykyk

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Omg so I should get one?

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What’s yo ig?

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Make sure to buy a clit sucker too.

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Got my first one after getting teased at a happy hour because I’d never masturbated. I was in my mid-20s. Best purchase I ever made.

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Try the rose next!

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Lol enjoy!

Enjoy!

Which one? Currently looking at the suction based on for my better half.

Womanizer rocks me every day.

Yes I got my first one a couple months ago and wow I love that little thing!

So steamy

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