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Just contemplated ordering a whole bottle of wine from room service as I stare at this excel sheet.

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Clearly you haven't been with the company very long if this is a new experience for you

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Understood. My first project did not cause an increase in drinking. Now that I'm a year into my second, I'm pretty sure I'm forming a dangerous habit.

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Write drunk, edit sober. Applies to ppt more than excel but you can make it work

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Literally.... Deliverables are delivered by Dionysus

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My best excel work comes after a glass... Or two

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First project, go figure

I'm pretty sure I'm headed down a dangerous path at this rate.

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Looking for some advice. As a member of LGBTQ, is it better to work for smaller or larger firms? In terms of Overall equality, culture, support & embracing diversity.

Also specifically at banking/PE/VC funds in NYC. Appreciate your thoughts and experiences.

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How good is this cred on the street? What can I get with this?

Cognizant

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Good morning and welcome to my home office! I've got my coffee and am looking forward to responding to your questions with Zoe and Ron. I was raised by a single parent in upstate NY (far from NYC!). I've had to ask a lot of questions in my career and look forward to hearing yours!

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Anyone know the quickest and easiest way to get a Ghanaian visa?

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So a guy is wearing a (golden) bitcoin t-shirt at work today 🙄

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Does EY-Parthenon have openings in life sciences growth strategy and would anyone be willing to chat? EY

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My flat purchase has just fallen through and now I am looking to rethink the plan if I can purchase a house instead to not get involved in a leasehold contract.

My budget is around 400k, I would like it some place near a tube station and relatively safe. Any ideas on what areas?

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Hello fishes, I wanted to understand regarding Business Consulting - Process Improvement team at EY India.

I understand that there's a lot of travel to Plant sites associated with the role. I'm being offered 18 LPA fixed for 2.5 YOE and a Consultant 2 position. If anyone could help me understand the WLB aspect of it and aspects of work it'll be really helpful.

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Hi Guys,
What's the leave encashment policy in @cognizant and how is it calculated?

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Full disclosure: I took this job because I thought the probability of my dying in a plane crash would be higher

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Anyone knows about the Goldman Sachs AIMS division or the position itself - AIMS platform management analyst? Attached the JD as well. Any insights regarding what the role is maybe?

Any insights are highly appreciated!

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Looking to pivot from tech strategy to real estate development. Going to a T10 business school this fall where I'm planning on making the pivot.

I have previously spent a summer at a REPE fund.

Any advice on how to best position myself to land a role at a Dev shop?

End goal is to start my own small development company building residential homes or smaller apartment buildings.

Thanks in advance!

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Interested in eventually jumping to Product Management, and looking for any information from those currently working in this arena. Any advice or opportunities for learning are appreciated!

Background: I’ve worked as a senior tech consultant for 4 years serving as the “technical-enough” bridge between my clients and our development teams. Mainly working with ServiceNow and Salesforce CRM integrations. I’m working in knowledge/change management currently, but looking to get away from consulting

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Who got their ACCESS scores back? Higher, lower, pleasantly surprised? I'm surprised that they did much better in speaking, but we have been very focused on it!

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Is applying for jobs on a company laptop frowned down upon? Would there ever be any retaliation? Asking for a friend

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Anyone know a ballpark Mbb acceptance rate into HBS? Is it actually that much easier getting in from mck?

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Any cyber risk advisory layoffs at Deloitte?

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Just got back from vaca...can someone post the link to the thread that explains what EY did to our sick days under new policy? Thanks!

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Have about 10k to invest in a “side hustle.” Looking for a second revenue stream - any tips or creative ideas? (Not crypto currency or traditional investing)

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🐠 fam, happy 2019! I would like to benefit from actionable best practices and lessons you have “personally” adopted to reduce procrastination or be more inspired (in general, not just at work). Go!

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Third week in a row that all Kings were full in this Westin... Got me 10k points though 😁

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Does Slalom have better work life balance, clients, or culture than Deloitte / Big 4?

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Is delta platinum Amex card worth the extra 100$ as compared to delta gold Amex ? I looked through the benefits and the companion certificate is probably the only good thing, anything I missed?

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Does Deloitte take into consideration your home office’s COL for comp? (As an experienced hire, not through campus) thanks!

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Deloitters- do you purchase your wellness subsidy items on your corporate card, or on your personal card and do a manual expense?

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Is it true that the best consultants leave after 2-3 years?

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When you get into an uber and the driver asks you "ever been to NYC!"...umm yes why? Can't believe Bernie lost...ohh gaaaawd someone get me a lyft driver

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Thinking of buying AWAY carry on. Brick color looks nice online - would this count as a too casual color for business trips? Female, 28 MBB.

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Need to pitch the comedy "The Project". In the same vein as "The Office" but would rotate across projects and show all the funny, sad, sweet and stupid shit that really happens in Big 4 consulting.

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Online Poker game tonight around 9:45 pm est ... 1/2 blinds... dm me if interested ...

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Anyone else stuck at CLT?

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TFW you just wanna get on the plane and pound G&Ts yet have to finish a deliverable tonight 😨

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Nothing like working into the wee hours of the night, anal retentively moving lines .01 inches for a PowerPoint that's not needed until Monday, but is "requested" to be done by tomorrow 🙄

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