Just farted 10 times on my flight

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Imma tell your mom.

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EY 1 has a fetish

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Fucking nuclear bombs, ate some nasty lunch

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Smelly ones or normal ones

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I rip sheets into my hand and waft it around to ensure an even spread

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Guy or a girl? Do people find you really hot?

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My best friend used to shart on my pillow and chase me around with it

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Isn't that everyone since the pressure drops in the confined cabin and the air expands inside of you and letting itself out like the aforementioned nukes

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Been there, done that

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Seak squeakers or silent?

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I hate you!

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That was you?

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They should have a no fart zone in public places

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Smoke dat

Omg EY 3. Is that why!?!?

Yup! Sucks to be a pilot.

It makes so much sense!!!

Burrito + refried beans = 30 farts on my 2 hr flight. Vents on full blast

To gain some you gotta loose some. (Gain = relief/satisfaction after each one!) 😜

@D4 then people like Donald Trump would have to stop breathing

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